morgrana:

morgrana:

*gets more than 10 notes on a post*

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kingofbear:

when someone says their eyes change colour

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run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

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the-yolocaust:

townsvillain:

the-yolocaust:

ʎɐƃ ɹnoʎ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

*əɹ,noʎ

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egbuns:

otterthulhu:

rabioheab:

Cool Names For You To Name Your Children

1. Farquaad
2. Farquaad II
3. Farquaad III
4. Farquaad IV
5. Farquaad V 

You could call them the farsquaad

i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on

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abarestorytotell:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

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japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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